elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Everyone needs this on their dashboard. EVERYONE.
RIGHT IN THE FEELS
FOREVER REBLOG
gahh the Rapunzel and Hercules one
Am I the only one who thinks Jasmine and Aladdin’s kid looks like Lilo?
AWWWWW
Tarzan and Jane <3
friendly reminder:
CORNER. NOW.
THAT WAS NOT OKAY!
NO, NO, NOOOOO!!!! THAT WAS SOOOOO NOT OKAY!!!!
Fun fact: Ariel was the only Disney princess to ever become a mother (:Is no one going to talk about the cute rambunctious child that is Cinderella’s and Prince Charming’s? No one? Seriously?
(Source: disneymagix, via woahmonalisa)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
(via best-of-text-posts)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(via woahmonalisa)